This post is in dedication to this little dog I saw in Richmond.
I love dogs. Not in that way, but in the sense that I really like them, yes. I love dogs.
Cats on the other hand, not so much. Here are my reasons why:
1. Dogs come in so many varieties. So many in fact that you can breed them to get exactly what you want. Like Pokémon.
When this, fucks this, you get, this.
2. Dogs are awesome.
That bitch better have my money.
3. Dogs can smile. Cats have one expression. You can never tell if a cat is happy from far away. Dogs show you.
Haha! He probably just pooped.
4. Dogs are lovable. Stupid sometimes, but lovable.
DERP
5. Have you ever heard of a cat rescuing anyone from anything? What do you always go back for in burning buildings? Cats. Who goes in with you? Dogs.
"He would never leave his side, always preforming valiantly at the heels of his master..."
6. “Man’s Best Friend”
True companionship
7. Dogs poop outside. I’d rather just pick up poop directly than having a whole box of shit to clean out at the end of the week.
Tools of the Trade
8. Dogs come in all sizes. You like small dogs? get a small dog. Big dogs? get a big dog. Conversely, If you have a fat cat that’s more trouble than it’s worth.
Scooby and Scrappy
9. Try and take your cat for a walk.
Wait a second...
10. Cats hate water. Our planet is 75% water. Dogs instinctively know how to swim and even have a swimming style named after them.
Look at this Dog-to- Dog friendship
Ultimately, I don’t hate cats. Did you see that picture I put in there? I just prefer dogs like 35 times more than cats.
and if you don’t like dogs,
Deal with it.
We're already best friends.
I love this piece… Dogs are the BEST!!!
EPIC! Love the “Scooby & Scrappy” picture
http://cuteoverload.com/2010/10/15/pup-pup-and-away/